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	<description>I swear I don&#039;t know how these things happen to me.</description>
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		<title>Hope Springs Eternal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here floating peacefully through another day. It’s disconcerting. Whether it’s the meditation or my lack of morning coffee remains a mystery. One of my dear readers emailed and asked, “How did Clematis learn to understand Japanese?” I hesitate to say because, if Monica wants to cry for a week based on what she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=997&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Love Letters in the Hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 09:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here continuing the heart-wrenching story of a small town Missouri girl and a Japanese boy. The day before Ito returned to Japan, Clematis took him to the city park for catfish sushi, his favorite local fish. She had worked very hard on the meal and laid it out on the picnic table. She poured the hot [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=990&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rounding First Base</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here wishing I was snug in bed. At zazen yesterday I sat  through the silent meditations filled with sneezes, snores and assorted body noises. Jikijitsu kept busy applying the stick to backs and buttocks. When I confronted Clematis a couple of days ago, she told me a heart-wrenching story which I will tell you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=988&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s a New Boss in Town</title>
		<link>http://ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/theres-a-new-boss-in-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here dressing for a 5 a.m. meditation at the zendo. Clematis has a plan. Part of it involves joining the morning and evening meditation sessions. We will sit zazen in an attempt to overhear information about the illegal activities she thinks are going on. After she explained her plan to me, I hesitated [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=986&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kuso!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 09:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here luxuriating in a hot tub at the local Japanese spa after confronting Clematis. I had a great massage from a lovely woman who twisted and turned me in ways I never thought possible.  When she finished and I’d become an unrecognizable lump of flesh and bone, she wrapped me in a warm [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=983&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Potty Break</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 09:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here sitting in a meditational pose, but obviously not meditating. Clematis picked me up and took me to Zen-do-kai. “There’s something you need to hear and see.” We arrived at the place in time for noon meditation. The next thing I know we’re in the zendo (the meeting hall) sitting on a tiny [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=981&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Spam Solution</title>
		<link>http://ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com/2012/02/18/the-spam-solution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here wondering what happens when a person falls ill and needs a doctor? Yesterday I called my internist for an appointment to see if I have auditory xeno-dyslinguia (AXD). I told his nurse that a possible cause of the syndrome was a brain tumor and I needed to know if I should have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=977&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Trouble with the Audio</title>
		<link>http://ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com/2012/02/17/trouble-with-the-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here admitting yet another faux pas. I googled “turning Japanese” and discovered The Vapors were unconcerned about actually becoming Japanese. The phrase means something sexual which I will not describe here lest it be associated with me forever. Once I discovered my inadvertent error, I figured I should find the technically correct name [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=971&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Turning Japanese</title>
		<link>http://ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/turning-japanese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here deconstructing what happened at the Japanese restaurant on Tuesday. Something odd is going on. No, that’s not a big DUH! Yes, the restaurant blew sky-high and a man dressed as a Pokemon-like creature threw the bomb, but there’s more. Clematis knew what the bomber said, but how? I asked her why she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=968&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fish Pieces</title>
		<link>http://ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/fish-pieces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donna Louise here reading my Valentine’s Day cards again. My favorite homemade card came from Fern, Dirk, and Trudy. It’s a photograph of them nude in their California king-sized bed leaned up against the headboard. They have big red hearts over their private parts. The caption reads, “Our hearts are in the right place.” Stan and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ohdonnalouise.wordpress.com&amp;blog=25434299&amp;post=963&amp;subd=ohdonnalouise&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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